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It’s 2015 and it may be 2025 by the time you’re reading this for all I care. Geeks are pissed, quite pissed – the futuristic promises of flying cars, jetpacks, and time machines have not been fulfilled. Decades ago, judging by the speed at technology was cruising, we all probably thought we will be in one of those cool flying cars, flying around with jetpacks or quantum leaping about with our time machines, but sadly we’ve almost been disappointed. Things might not have gone as planned but this is no time to play victims – its time to take the future in our hands and play inventors. Bored of being disappointed, we bring to you some deadly gadgets you can build on your own (but probably shouldn’t). Its takes just few steps, some freely sourced materials and most importantly – a total disregard for your own safety (‘cos belive me, the are damn deadly). Here we go:

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Warning: since ours is not a “how to blog” we have provided external links and videos to step by step procedures to fabricate these devices. we will not be responsible for any harm caused or injuries sustained during the process. From experience, Tesla coils can be very unpredictive while coil guns can be as dangerous as a real gun

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Laser Guns

laser gun

Yeah, some of us may probably think, there is no way in hell you’re building that your self anytime soon. Don’t get all Cooked up, you can actually build a laser gun that actually burn holes in stuffs and surprisingly it cost you just a few bucks. Having waited for years for cool laser technology, the best I got were YouTube videos of US military experimental laser canons and there is no way that’s going to show up on the shelves of our local gun stores. All you need to build your own laser gun is a old DVD burner and a old torchlight (mind you, one that still works). All you need to do is dig out the laser diode from the DVD burner and embed it in the flashlight instead of the bulb. Your laser lits up instead of your normal bulb, emitting dangerous rays. Oh.. did I mention? Its as simple as that, your laser gun is ready for combat. Unfortunately it doesn’t pack enough electric juice to down a drone. However if you are preparing for a zombie Apocalypse you might consider getting a more powerful laser diode and power source.

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Tesla Coil

Tesla coil is perhaps one of Nikola Tesla’s most popular invention. It allows wireless transfer of electricity and was initially meant to be used to beam free electricity world over. That’s history anyway, what we are more concerned about is making a Tesla coil of our own. What is required is just some easily available parts and a total friendliness with deadly amounts of uncontrolled electricity.

tesla coil in action
A step by step tutorial is available on ehow.com and on TreeHugger.com on how to make pretty basic Tesla coils to those that carries enough punch to trow a full sized human above China’s great wall.
Tesla coil

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Tesla car anti-theft gadget

 Tesla car security
Car security system car be very annoying sometimes, some go as annoying as only alerting you with GPS data of your “already stolen” car. Looking at it technically these anti-theft system were supposed to prevent theft in the first place, rather than make noise about the damn car it was supposed to protect when it has already “change ownership”. Bad bodyguard is the name if you ask me, but for our homemade security system we’ll call it badass bodyguard. Oops.. I think carguard will fit our new “invention”, you should probably get a patent for it, you never know when your gadget become a money spinner. With your Tesla device in hand, all you have to do is fix the damn thing on your car’s roof, suspend some bent iron rods from the Tesla coil around the car. And make sure you have insurance for car, then switch on the Tesla power source – the result is electrifying!.
Tesla car security
Tesla car security
 tesla car security

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Coil Gun

Well, if you have recovered from zapping yourself with “free flowing electricity”, let’s move on. Perhaps you are already bored of working with the Tesla coils, its time to try something more lethal. Don’t get nervous were not building a nuclear warhead or something – just a ‘harmless’ gun that projects sharp metals at terrifying speeds. (enough to kill a human, quite harmless if you ask me). A step by step tutorials at do it yourself gadgets.com. All you need is A coil made out of insulated wire, A capacitor or a comparable high electric current energy swatch, a thyristor or a switch which connects the energy source to the coil and a blatant disregard for the “don’t try this at home” warning. Armed with those , you can easily cook up a pretty creatively amazing way to die!.

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